Somebody To Blame

An Ode to the new Exec Management on
It's 2nd Quarter Negative Profits

Your plans, your chart projections
They reached so high, it seemed.
But some people said "That's not right"
You fired the ones who said that:
"We need a positive team."

Now your lies, I say your lies
They look so fine.
But as the numbers come in
They're nowhere near what you said:
It really is a crime.

Don't you want somebody
To blame
Don't you need somebody
To blame
Wouldn't you love somebody
To blame
You'd better find somebody
To blame

Sales are falling
Falling right through the floor
And though you always know what is "best"
It seems you don't know what we do yet
You really should be shown the door.

Don't you want somebody
To blame
Don't you need somebody
To blame
Wouldn't you love somebody
To blame
You'd better find somebody
To blame

And now, well yes, just now
You've found a goat.
You've brought in a third party
A highly paid consultant
Now it isn't your fault.

Don't you want somebody
To blame
Don't you need somebody
To blame
Wouldn't you love somebody
To blame
You'd better find somebody
To blame

Blame is falling
Falling all around the shop
You've laid off all the 3rd shift
Now working on the second
God knows when you're going to stop.

Now you've found somebody
To blame
More than one somebody
To blame
Anybody but your body
To blame
And you're glad there's someone
To blame.