Silicon Vests

Hank notes to The Cube . . .

The following is a true and accurate product description created by our Engineering Department and delivered to the Marketing Communications Department, which was tasked to write a press release in anticipation of a product rollout in November:

"The Silicon Vest is designed as an innovative and structurally significant enhancement of the current vesting line, to be utilized within the parameters of the manufacturing process for silicon-based materials as defined in the accepted dialogue of the trade."

Clarity needs no further explanation.