Budget Fiddle

Hey diddle diddle,
What a fine fiddle
Fingers stuck in the pie
The little prez sez
"I ate too much,
Now the company's about to die."

Hey diddle doodle
It's the bonus kaboodle
Don't stop to wonder why
When the Board takes its cut
It's a little too much
Now the company's about to die.

Hey diddle dangle
Find another angle
Cut the budget in half, just try
Our hidden stash
Leaves the Co. without cash
Now the company's about to die.

Hey diddle dongle
It's a cruel biz jungle
Where the ink it runs blood red
And they've gotten all they can
And away they've ran
Now the company's done gone dead.