Erased
Yes, of course: it's Friday the 13th.
The Cube has just learned that the extensive, paperless document archive set up over the past month was not automatically archived by the IT Dept as promised - well, it was archived, but they have no way short of several hundred dedicated man-hours of retrieving it - and the database was accidentally erased by a user in the department who was not supposed to have read-write access. I don't blame that user; he didn't know. But still...
We are erased. Non-existent. Null.
TGIF

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