Simpler for Me

I want this procedure to be simpler. It's too complicated. It takes me more time to do the paperwork, to cross the T's and dot the i's, than it does to do the work. Here's my idea:

Eliminate reviews: I did the work, why waste time looking at it again?

We don't need Quality controls. Again: my work is good, do we need second-guessing?

No need for memos: we talk, we know what we said.

Drop the History file: once it's done, it's there. Enough said.

Too many signatures required. It should only be m- Well, actually, again: once it's done, it's there. Who needs to sign-off on finished work? And why?

It's all just an excuse for bureaucratic fat. We're leaning down here this year: trim the fat. I want it simpler for me to do my work.