Kreativ

Whatsa matta wit Joe?

I mean, he wuz jus' doin' his job an' then Boss Ned come in 'n sez:

"Joe, you bein' Kreativ. Stop it."

Joe, he dunno know what "Kreativ" is, hez just doin' hiz job best he know how. He dunno how no other way. So Joe keep doin' his job, which ever'one else thinkz pretty good, 'n a week later Boss Ned come in 'n sez:

"Joe, you bein' Kreativ again. That's a Attitude Problem. Stop it."

Joe, he still dunno what "Kreativ" is, dunno what "Attitude" is - but he sure unnerstandz "Problem": itsa Problem when Bozz Ned don' like whut yur doin'.

But how to stop doin' it and still do yur job?

Y'see, I dun sum readin' since this started 'n I foun' out our Joe is Kreative: it meanz he solvez stuff bettern' we others do, in ways we didn't thinka doin'. Wichiz why we uze Joe a lot.

We shouldn'ta uzed him, it seems. Make him help us by bein' Kreative, I mean.

Becuz Kreative seems ta be bad for Boss Ned, cuz las' week he cum in with the Resource Humanz and they stand aroun' Joe an' all uv 'em say:

"Yep, itsa Attitude Problem."

An' Joe was out.

Kreative: itsa bad thing ta be when yur around the Boss Neds a tha world.