Instant Karma (Advertised)

There's a slogan that you wrote
And the public pays attention,
Now everyone takes note
When you fart with gas retention.
'Cause now you are the man:
Everybody is a fan -
Sell they know you can.
Only problem is,
The product works like shit.
Well, they say, "That's biz,"
But your ad it is a hit.
Instant karma, sudden fate:
Recognition sure is great.